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New Survey Says 61% of Christians Think the Story of Romulus and Remus Is in the Bible?

Protestia — Thu, 22 Aug 2024 19:25:02 +0000

Lifeway Research has released a report testing Protestant Christians’ knowledge of basic Bible stories, and the results are appalling.

Titled Protestant Churchgoer Views On Bible Stories, the survey of 1008 American protestant churchgoers who identify as having very strong evangelical beliefs seeks to gain an understanding of their attitudes towards Old testament bible stories.

Along with results like 13% of respondents picking the Exodus/ Moses story as their favorite OT book, 11% for Noah, and 8% for David and Goliath, the survey also revealed a woeful lack of knowledge, with 11% of respondents giving a New Testament story or book, such as the book of Revelation, or the story of Jesus feeding the 5000.

When asked, “How much of the story of Romulus and Remus found in the Bible, could you tell from memory? (In Roman mythology, twin brothers raised by a wolf that founded Rome) only 39% of people said they didn’t think it was a bible story.

Regarding another question, when asked, “How much of the story of Daniel and the lion’s den found in the Bible, could you tell from memory?” Only 63% of folks said they could recount it, even if “some details might be missing or wrong” with 9% not knowing anything about it and 1% saying they don’t even think the story is in the Bible. […]

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In ‘Unabashed Girl-Power Sermon,” Woke Pastrix Says the Story of the Egyptian Midwives Was About…Defending ‘Reproductive Rights’?

Protestia — Sun, 30 Jun 2024 14:33:55 +0000

Then the king of Egypt said to the Hebrew midwives, one of whom was named Shiphrah and the other Puah, “When you serve as midwife to the Hebrew women and see them on the birthstool, if it is a son, you shall kill him, but if it is a daughter, she shall live.” But the midwives feared God and did not do as the king of Egypt commanded them, but let the male children live. Exodus 1:15-17

In a recent self-described “unabashed girl power sermon,” where all the worship for the service was replaced by renditions of Beyonce’s Run the World (Girls) and Survivor, impastor Jen Strickland of Claremont United Church of Christ sought to call attention to women in the bible by heaping praise on the Hebrew midwives Shiphrah and Puah, and how their struggle to protect bodily autonomy is analagous to efforts today.

“I’ll start off with the bad news. The bad news is that “reproductive rights,” as it turns out, have been under attack since 1500BCE. The good news, I think, is that even in the midst of mindblowing tomfoolery, women of all ages have been around to save the day.” […]

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Episcopalians Elect Youngest Presiding Bishop in Episcopal Church History – Who Is Also a Super Heretic

Protestia — Sat, 29 Jun 2024 13:32:50 +0000

The Episcopal Church has appointed a new head to lead the heretical and apostate denominational further and further away from God’s light, electing Sean Rowe to the top post for a nine-year term.

Rowe, 49, who was previously thebBishop of the Episcopal Northwest Pennsylvania, is the youngest presiding bishop in the denomination’s history. In his speech following the confirmation vote, which saw him receive 95% approval, Rowe discussed the challenges facing them:

“It’s not too strong to say we’re facing an existential crisis. Not because the church doesn’t have something to offer the world, but because the world around us is changed and continues to change and is changing all the time. God is calling us ever more deeply into the unknown.

We know that we cannot continue being the Episcopal Church in the same way, no matter where we live. It’s time to reorient our church…” […]

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Morris Cerullo Ministry Speaker Slaps Elders, Steals Money in Prosperity Gospel Masterclass

Protestia — Tue, 25 Jun 2024 08:27:12 +0000

We’ve shed no tears for Morris Cerullo. who passed away in 2020. The world-famous evangelist was also a world-famous wolf and prosperity heretic who destroyed tens of thousands of lives, blaspheming the name of Christ in his desperate bid to store up for himself treasures on earth by preaching one of the purest forms of the prosperity gospel we’ve ever heard.

Despite his death, his ministry, Morris Cerullo World Evangelism (MCWE), continues the legacy of devouring widows and urinating on their corpses. This was clearly seen at their April 27, 2024, Feast of Passover Celebration, featuring shameless heretic ‘Papa’ Ayo Oritsejafor.

Orisejafor is a ‘prophet’ and ‘apostle’ who leads the 35,000-member Word of Life Bible Church in Warri, Nigeria. Elected President of the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) in 2010, he founded the African Broadcasting Network, which has an audience in 75 countries. Like his mentor Cerullo, Orisejafor has a knack and glee for parting poor people from their possessions, which he showcased in spades. […]

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