Director Helms drove out to the Chestnut Oak Lodge Sanitarium in Rockville, Maryland (where F. Scott Fitzgerald was once buried) and destroyed them — — — OOPSY!

Preppie Tucker told us his “CIA source” (only prep school dudes have “CIA sources”) told him (they only leak to fellow preppies) that the CIA has the inciminating documents on hand indicating they waxed JFK (guess what tomorrow is???) — — of course, the CIA, FBI, Secret Service and NSA would never destroy incriminating documents?!?!?!?!?!?!

There’s ONLY a very loooong history of the FBI, Secret Service, CIA and NSA destroying incriminating classified documents?!

Whatever became of the 1963 documents from NSA station USA–55??? OOPSY, just disappeared – no problem!

Whatever became of various FBI/Oswald letters — OOPSY, just disappeared!

Whatever became of the boxes of Secret Service files pertaining to the organized assassination team in Chicago on Nov. 2, 1963 before the cancelled presidential visit — requested by the ARRB in 1995/1996 — OOPSY, just disappeared!!!

Stuff just keeps disappearing . . . . like those socks in washing machines, or dope baggies in the Biden White House . . .

OOPSY!