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It’s already March and the allegedly elected and newly inaugurated President of the United States has not addressed the nation in a meaningful way. Sure, he’s done a handful of speeches that he’s botched and came close to taking questions on a couple of occasions but for the most part we haven’t heard much from Joe Biden. Conspicuously, we have not had the previously scheduled, postponed, and indefinitely shuttered State of the Union address we would have expected to hear by now.
A list of satirical reasons for this was sent to me by author Chris Hernandez. It was so spot-on, I decided to take the list and write up my own thoughts on the matter. Though I’m writing the commentary, I’m crediting him as the author since they were his ideas. Here are his top-10 reasons:
- He can’t think of anything else to lie about
- The rightfully elected President already gave it
- He did give it, but nobody watched it
- They can’t fit the teleprompters into the Whitehouse basement
- We don’t know. We’re still waiting for Jen Psaki to circle back to us on that one.
- They can’t find a suitable candidate for Joe’s brain transfusion
- He’s still negotiating the book rights to 1984
- Joe keeps stammering over the phrase “Make masks and lockdowns great again”
- He’s worried Nancy Pelosi and Kamala Harris will both tear it up afterwards
- It’s against Fauci’s orders
The best part about satire is that it often touches closer to reality than we initially realize. Sometimes, they can even be prophetic, as the Babylon Bee has demonstrated on multiple occasions. But even as we joke about why Basement Biden is not doing much talking, we must also lament that this man is allegedly leading the nation and the free world.
Of course, many of us believe that he’s not actually in charge. Whether it’s Kamala Harris, Dr. Jill Biden, The Swamp, the Deep State, the Chinese Communist Party, George Soros, Bill Gates, or some other nefarious figures with their fingers on Biden’s puppet strings is not fully known yet. All of them have, at one point or another, demonstrated their control over the operations of the President, or at least his office.
We can chuckle all we want but we should be sincerely concerned. He’s not in charge of his own faculties, let alone the White House, let alone the country, let alone the free world. If not Joe Biden, then who’s running the show?
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When I left my cushy corporate job in 2017, I did so knowing that my family would have to make sacrifices. But I couldn’t continue to watch the nation slip into oblivion and was inspired by President Trump’s willingness to fight the good fight even at his own personal expense. What I didn’t realize then is that conservative media would be so heavily attacked, canceled, and defunded that the sacrifices would be extreme.
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